Teacher won't be punished for killing raccoon with a nail gun

I found this hilarious story on The Obscure Store and Reading Room. But the comments are even better. Soo's comment just became be my new email sig:

oh sure, they let the teacher get away with killing a racoon with a nail gun. but we all know that if he had killed a nail gun with a racoon he would be getting fired. this is obviously a case of nail gunism.

Maybe I've been spending too much time over on History Is A Weapon this week. Or maybe it's because I listened to This American Life's story on Harold Washington this afternoon. But that 'racoon' comment killed me.